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2008-05-14T20:32:00.000-07:00

Judgement Day has passed!!!
We can all stop harbouring suicidal thoughts.

We spent nearly 6 hours in the same space, breathing (rather, hyperventilating) the same air. Imagine all the diseases that we might have contracted. Thankfully, it comes as close to life threatening as a potential paper cut. Then, of course, some careless people might stab themselves with their G2 pilot pens.

My papers are quite screwed, but whatever. Jingwen is nagging me to go back to class.

If anyone's looking for me, I'll be in the moping in the last cubicle of the 3rd floor toilet.

xoxo
Charmaine

P.s Batch lunch!!! Can't wait.

2008-04-30T01:14:00.000-07:00

It's our favourite time of the year again! (After the EYAs, of course.)

It's so cool cause everyone's suffering with you so you know you're not alone. And it makes you feel very smart to be mugging with the rest of the smart people. I can practically feel the smartness seeping into my brains.

Labour Day is so appropriately named. But somehow I don't think they were really envisioning us mugging our sexy asses of for lit when they named it.

As for more serious stuff, I kind of forgot the password to the class blog. I mean, how do you expect me to memorise anything that has more that 5 letters? Anyway I sent our Chair the scanned answers to the FA on Acids, Bases and Indicators, but I'll just post a copy here in case anyone needs it.

Happy mugging!

xoxo
Charmaine

2008-04-27T17:03:00.000-07:00

Geraldine's feeling faint.

She's going to faint soon.

Eeloon's going to revive her throught CPR.

Eeloon's separate. Don't put it together.

It is E-e spacing L-o-o-n.

They're so lame. They're telling a story of a goldfish.

Exam stress is getting to our heads!!! We're all going loony. The loonies strike back. *strangles self and dies*

TADAA!!!

xoxo
Charmaine

2008-04-11T06:46:00.000-07:00

My thighs hurt like hell and I think I have blisters on my toe. But at least the next 2.4 is one year later.

REJOIRCE!!! We survived!!!

I thought I was going to die lah. Poor Averill had to run 7 rounds. Obviously she was P.I.S.S.E.D.

Special thanks go out to :

Anqi for helping me record my time and running the last part with me and helping me put back my sash. <3

Carey for hugging me before I ran.

Zhi ru for pushing me when I started walking.

Wan sheun for reminding me that I shouldn't stop.

Zi en for being so sweet about the entire going home thing,

Everyone who encouraged me during that 15.22mins of torture.

MUACKS MUACKS MUACKS

2008-04-01T06:14:00.000-07:00

Mr Toh and Ms Picca are the most EVIL ever.

Can't believe they pulled that sort of joke on us! It was kind of sweet actually. Must have taken a very long time for them to plan it. For those who don't know, they told us that someone was going to get expelled because of vandalism and everyone was so worried. They should get an oscar for their acting.

We were like made to sign a non-involvement declaration form and the ID was ID: 10T which spells idiot. Ms Picca was like : "We have decided that the most likely reason for their actions is for April's Fools Day." Or something like that. Everyone was like "OH!!!" But it was really infuriatingly sweet. I mean like no one has ever played such a 'serious' april's fools joke on us.

Wen just called me and apparently there are rumours of me and Ashton which is really weird. I never knew that there were rumours about me. For clarification Ashton is a really nice guy but we are JUST friends. Averill’s really close to him as well. Wen was like :Charmaine + Ashton + Averill. It looks like a threesome which is really downright gross.

Hearts you all a lot,
Charmaine

2008-03-10T23:17:00.001-07:00

Hey hey!

Happy March Hols!

Charm loh got dissed by a five year boy after angklung. It was HILARIOUS!!!

Mrs Abbas brought her twins for prac that day.

One of them stood on the platform and started comparing his height to Charm loh. Remember he is only five which means he is really short. Charm loh was so insulted, she was speechless for like five seconds. I was laughing so hard.

The boy ran away and obviously we didn't know which on of the twins did it. Charm loh did her I'm-watching-you gesture to both of them at the same time. We cornered the naughty looking one between the gym mats and he had the audacity to do the I'm-watching-you gesture back at us.

Both of us freaked out because we thought we lead the little boy astray. Like during dinner he does that and then Mrs Abbas will be like "Who thought you that?" and then both of us will get kicked out of angklung.

Lols.

<3>

2008-03-07T05:21:00.000-08:00

Hey darlings!

Its approximately 2 hours and 5 minutes to the official start of the March Holidays! I totally screwed (in that nice innocent way) my exams so I'm not going to even think about it.
Anyway, after geog Cat. T said "You won't fail, you're such a smarty pants" to Chiew hui and I heard it as slutty pants.

0.0

My mind was like:

Slutty pants => A tart (which btw means a loose women)

Being a tart is not = to GPA 4.0

Therefore, there is something wrong with my ears and Cat. T did not just call Chiew hui slutty pants.

*Applause*

Sometimes I stun myself with my amazing skills of deduction. Elementary, my dear watson.

I just realized today how cute and cuddly Chiew hui is. REALLY!!! She's like this cute plushie.
Wenqi darling finally got a nice sensible parting that did not look like

a) The evil witch
b) The monster that lives under your bed

She actually looked pretty. Can you believe it?! Wenqi actually looks nice!!!

After SLI, there was a downpour and all of us got soaked. But Carey still looked pretty soggy :) As in like she looked pretty, even though she was soggy.

So lame. Anyway its really late now.

Nightey night!

Sweet dreams my dears,

Charm <3

2008-02-22T23:04:00.000-08:00

Hey people,

Gosh!!!

As if going through the emotional and delicate stage of adolescence is not enough.
REALLY! All the pressure from the RS and SL projects could scar our fragile teenage minds. (And imagine the paper cuts we get from the gazillion proposals.)

The maths paper was rather simple.
But according to my dearest and oldest BFF (Dah-ling wenqi) there were a couple of tricks.
None which I spotted which means I probably got tricked.

During angklung, Averill and I had the most intelletual conversation. Are those colourful chocolates called M&M s or M&Ns. I'm fairly sure its the former. But if you say it really fast it sounds like M&Ns so I guess that's how it gets confused.

We tried footing the angklung stand. It's the oldest trick in the book of seduction. The angle is really hard to get right. Once I figure how to connect my phone to the computer I'll try to upload the pictures.

Muacks Muacks Muacks
Charmaine

2008-02-15T21:46:00.000-08:00

Hey People!!!!

I'm typing away at Charm dah-ling's computer.
Her house is beautiful. YAY!
She's being emo again.
I'm in her bedroom. Guess what we're doing?

Going off so charm. loh can maple,

With <3,
Charm